It’s a simple fact of life that unattractive dudes never close up with incredibly hot women of all ages, inspite of what propaganda movies like Shrek, Groundhog Working day and Jaws II have attempted to educate us.
That is unless you earn your livin’ participating in in a band, it isn’t going to even have to be a credible band a region band will do. So sign up for us know as we countdown the Prime 10 Ugliest Musicians & Attractive Girls.
Variety 10 – Gene Simmons (Bassist – Kiss)
This bass-participating in, womanising, fire breathing “man with the huge tongue” promises to have bedded far more than 1000 gals. Actually, we don’t realize how this obese growing older rocker, who has not put out a very good report due to the fact 1974, stays with longtime girlfriend (and former Playboy playmate) Shannon Tweed, while acquiring his way with any and each feminine he chooses (which include a Austrian supermodel, famously caught on film in the Gene Simmons sex tape). In addition to, look at his hair…he is 58 several years previous…how is that NOT a wig???
Variety 09 – Billy Joel (Solo)
The initial “piano guy”. In the early days he was almost watchable, but sad to say yrs do terrible factors to people today and bad outdated Billy has not aged perfectly. These times he appears to be much more like a golf ball sitting on the rough 5 yards from the environmentally friendly, but not to his as soon as-girlfriend supermodel Christie Brinkley and other rumored cavorts which includes Elle Macpherson and Dina Meyer.
Range 08 – Child Rock (Redneck Rap Rocker)
A disgrace to each and every genre of new music he transcends. The brawling, state rap-rock “artist” has been permanently triggering havoc in community although creating horrible records. Even so, with a courting heritage of such women of all ages as Jamie Presley, Sheryl Crow and most famously an engagement to Pamela Anderson, he form of makes me want to increase a goatee and strum a banjo.
Selection 07 – Vince Neil (Vocalist – Motley Crue)
Vince Neil is possibly taking in pizza, consuming beer and observing porn as we talk. He is rock music’s biggest slob. The the very least proficient member of Motley has been singing for them because 1981, and while selling in excess of 80 million albums, has also dated Shannon Doherty, Tori Spelling and was even married to model Heidi Mark for a quick time. Not poor for a man who appears like an obese bearded woman.
Amount 06 – Pete Doherty (Vocalist – Babyshambles)
A going for walks, talking drug cocktail. The only guy in the history of science to be partially created out of cocaine. Most likely it is that incredible feat that Kate Moss uncovered so attractive?
Variety 05 – Adam Duritz (Vocalist – Counting Crowes)
It is no top secret that Counting Crows are the worst band in the heritage of tunes. Unluckily for Adam, he also wins the prestigious award for worst hair and worst beard. While, regardless of succeeding in expanding a gerbil on his chin, he has nonetheless managed to court docket the likes of Christina Applegate, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox AND David Schwimmer. PS 1 of these is not real.
Quantity 04 – Steven Tyler (Vocalist – Aerosmith)
Dubbed “The Demon of Screamin'” Aerosmith entrance guy and 80’s rock icon Steve Tyler is in all probability most well-known for boasting lips that would not glance out of spot 10,000 toes under the sea. He could have even written ‘Dude (looks like a girl)’ about his individual plastic surgical treatment habit! This would not feel to convert the gals away while – following ending his 17 yr relationship, he was speedy to bounce into mattress with Tara Reid – 28 several years his junior.
Number 03 – Marilyn Manson (Vocalist – Marilyn Manson)
The self-confessed “Antichrist Celebrity” is the weirdest hunting person in rock. Probably it goes with the complete “burning bibles” matter he does to glimpse one particular section Dracula/a person section Krusty The Clown, but what Evan Rachel-Wooden, Rose McGowan, Jenna Jameson and Dita Von Teese see in him… who knows…?
Number 02 – Ric Ocasek (Singer/Guitarist – The Vehicles)
Now we are finding into the Genuine ugly types. To imagine there is truly a person in the entire world UGLIER than Ric is scary, undoubtedly his Czech tremendous-model spouse Paulina Porizkova must a) have a fetish for human walrus or b) be void of eyesight.
Number 01 – Lyle Lovett (Place Singer/Songwriter)
Lyle Lovett is an establishment. He offers hope to even the most hideous looking adult males on the earth. The 50 calendar year outdated Texan who will make a living singing place songs was born with the most unfortunate seems to be 1 could ever visualize, but in 1993 he married Julia Roberts. Yes which is ideal… He married Julia Roberts. Sad to say the pair break up in 1995, but the injury had now been completed. Lyle Lovett, you are a king amongst gentlemen.